Monday, June 4, 2007

Italian Explosion

On Friday I came home to discover that my crap-ass refrigerator decided to freeze over, exploding a glass bottle of San Pellegrino on my top shelf. There are tiny shards of green glass everywhere—imbedded in the butter, sprinkling the jam, and hiding between the eggs. Fuck you fridge, fuck you. My strawberries are crunchy now.

7 comments:

Julie_Gong said...

A little glass in your eggs won't kill ya.

blythe said...

what, tap water's not good enough for you? you're from oklahoma, you know.

mark said...

the lighting could have been a little more artful in that picture. i mean, i should've felt that explosion.

blythe said...

oh, in that last comment i forgot to say that you may never NEVER comment on the boringness of my posts EVER again. cheers!

Mr. Shain said...

exploding glass bottles is not boring. it's practically terrorism.

The [Cherry] Ride said...

San Pellegrino glass is the finest in the world. Waay better than Evian.

blythe said...

you wanna know what practically terrorism is? super target sells neither san pelligrino or gerolsteiner. what am i supposed to do?