Friday, July 13, 2007

Visit My Company's Website

Context is so important to everything we do. What seems like a killer company name on the new bone-white letterhead, could turn out to produce unwanted google hits as a web address. This is the case with the following REAL businesses and their unfortunate websites:

1. Who Represents is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their Web site is www.whorepresents.com

2 . Experts Exchange is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at www.therapistfinder.com

5. There's the Italian Power Generator company, www.powergenitalia.com

6. Don't forget the Mole Station Native Nursery in New South Wales,
www.molestationnursery.com

7. If you're looking for IP computer software, there's always
www.ipanywhere.com

8. The First Cumming Methodist Church Web site is www.cummingfirst.com

9. The designers at Speed of Art await you at their wacky Web site,
www.speedofart.com

17 comments:

blythe said...

you can totally buy my b-day gift (coming up btw!!) at whorepresents.com. acutally, i think i already have everything.

Big Daddy said...

Molestation Nursery should use this as their logo.

Mr. Shain said...

ah, we should coordinate our post more often big daddy.

The [Cherry] Ride said...

There, Happy now?

Anonymous said...

if there's a penisland.net that means there's a good chance penisland.com was already taken.

Annie said...

this is brill.

Garrett Reid said...

Well done. Well done.

michael5000 said...

Ha! Ha!

The Yellow Dart said...

I totally bought a subscription to whorepresents.com before I understood how to use IMDB. I paid $15 with PayPal. But after three days, my login information wasn't working. I tried all three email addresses listed on the website to get support to no avail. I used the PayPal buyer-protection clause to get my money back. It's such a scam. Fuckers.

Mr. Shain said...

yeah, but their website is called whore-presents!

(mark actually does use it sometimes, fyi)

CrimeNotes said...

Exceptional work.

blythe said...

that's my boy!

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