Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Please Turn Off All Electronic...
While enjoying the spacious Denver International Airport waiting for my delayed flight to hell, I thought I would capitalize on an opportunity to share with you, my *The Life & Times reader, my Thanksgiving Holiday. Within an hour of landing at LAX I was at an art gallery opening on Robertson listening to an Israeli explain how he believed Jesus was a great spiritual leader but was not, in fact, crucified. Did I mention this show was dedicated to the crucifixion of Jesus? Because it was. There were a lot of skinny jeans being worn that night. I decided Jesus would have worn skinny jeans; he had the body for them. I however do not. Instead I will be rocking the oversized knit sweaters and jackets this winter.
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I should think Our Lord would also wear low-riding jeans, so we could maybe have a peek at His bitchin' abs.
nice try trying to pretend like you're not back by avoiding my calls. good one. too bad i know where you live.
Jesus is my co-pilot.
I tried on some skinny jeans for fun last week... they actaully fit really well. My wife laughed at me. I had a hard time getting them off.
Blogging while on a layover? Sadcakes.
::jess:: i've decided not to comment out what might or might not be showing with jesus's low-rise jeans. i'm just not going to even beat around that bush.
::blythe:: but every time you come over you regret it.
::big:: buddha is my copilot. but i usually just tell him to shut up because i'm gonna buy it anyway.
::9er:: uhm, pictures? that's how they get you... not being able to take them off.
::[cherry]:: i'll show you sadcakes, like a fox.
like a fox?? YOU'RE my bizarre anonymous commenter!!!!!!!! bastard.
Are you calling me fat?
::yellow:: you really thought you had more than 2 readers? that's sad and cute and the same time. i almost said something at lunch, but then i just didn't. ah.
::[cherry]:: i'm just saying you might not be ready for skinny jeans either.
nine comments? really?
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