Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Please Turn Off All Electronic...

While enjoying the spacious Denver International Airport waiting for my delayed flight to hell, I thought I would capitalize on an opportunity to share with you, my *The Life & Times reader, my Thanksgiving Holiday. Within an hour of landing at LAX I was at an art gallery opening on Robertson listening to an Israeli explain how he believed Jesus was a great spiritual leader but was not, in fact, crucified. Did I mention this show was dedicated to the crucifixion of Jesus? Because it was. There were a lot of skinny jeans being worn that night. I decided Jesus would have worn skinny jeans; he had the body for them. I however do not. Instead I will be rocking the oversized knit sweaters and jackets this winter.

10 comments:

Jess said...

I should think Our Lord would also wear low-riding jeans, so we could maybe have a peek at His bitchin' abs.

blythe said...

nice try trying to pretend like you're not back by avoiding my calls. good one. too bad i know where you live.

Big Daddy said...

Jesus is my co-pilot.

5 of 9er said...

I tried on some skinny jeans for fun last week... they actaully fit really well. My wife laughed at me. I had a hard time getting them off.

The [Cherry] Ride said...

Blogging while on a layover? Sadcakes.

Mr. Shain said...

::jess:: i've decided not to comment out what might or might not be showing with jesus's low-rise jeans. i'm just not going to even beat around that bush.

::blythe:: but every time you come over you regret it.

::big:: buddha is my copilot. but i usually just tell him to shut up because i'm gonna buy it anyway.

::9er:: uhm, pictures? that's how they get you... not being able to take them off.

::[cherry]:: i'll show you sadcakes, like a fox.

The Yellow Dart said...

like a fox?? YOU'RE my bizarre anonymous commenter!!!!!!!! bastard.

The [Cherry] Ride said...

Are you calling me fat?

Mr. Shain said...

::yellow:: you really thought you had more than 2 readers? that's sad and cute and the same time. i almost said something at lunch, but then i just didn't. ah.

::[cherry]:: i'm just saying you might not be ready for skinny jeans either.

blythe said...

nine comments? really?