Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Dim Sum Combo B

Last night while waiting in line at Famima!! (the Japanese style convenience store of magical dim sum delights and bento box lunches) I stood behind a tall, well built guy about my age who was purchasing sushi, Pom tea, and some kind of protein business. After the cashier rang up the total, $17 dollars, this dude pulled out a wad of cash from his front pocket and paid the entire bill in singles. Damn strippers. Front pocket not shown.

26 comments:

blythe said...

spoiler alert! jeez! us!

if i could, i would have a bento box for lunch everyday. there's something so wonderful about compartmentalized food. really, there is.

you have to have sushi with me when you get back. no one else will dare. and we're not going to gai jin. that place blows.

The Yellow Dart said...

You did NOT indicate that entry was NSFW. You're so lucky I'm the only one here.

Colleen said...

Tragically, I think I recognize that guy you used to illustrate this post, from my current line of work. (editing Naked Man Magazine™)

The [Cherry] Ride said...

I take a few days off and look what happens. Couple things I must comment on here:

1. I assume that photo is of you? Bring back the Modigliani, please (zing!)

2. So many of your last few posts are about beefcake (or as Blythe says, "tacocake"). What is going on? If I wanted beefcake I'd go somewhere else.

3. So is everyone taking my awesome "What people are saying [about me]" feature from my blog (yes, this means you too, Blythe) and putting it on theirs without even giving credit?? The least you could do is add me as a quote. You are a bitch, Mr. Shain.

The [Cherry] Ride said...

Oh, I just read your previous post and that explains everything.

Annie said...

Nice image. His "outfit" looks like one of my less cute necklaces.

blythe said...

cherry - just say something and i'll add you to the list. but i don't think that's what you were saying. but that's ok because that's what i was hearing.

annie - come on, that's cute! you can totally wear that out.

Mr. Shain said...

::blythe:: i'm bringing bento back

::yellow:: what's not to enjoy about this post at work?

::colleen:: oh my god, you work there too? what floor are you on? meet you in the cafeteria in 5!

::[cherry]:: zing my ass. due to a faild numbers drive, my blog is slowing transitioning to porn. sorry for the dissapointment. uhm, i'm not going to credit some "former" blogger for anything. maybe if you posted once in a while i'd reconsider...

::[cherry]:: it really does doesnt it?

::annie:: don't use quotes around "outfit". i have that same thong and it's so versatile... i can take it from the office to the beach and then out to the clubs without ever having to change!

::blythe:: commenting on other peoples comments is my game, bitch. step off or the yearbook pics are coming out!

Will said...

I'm not a stripper but I carry singles in case I run into one.

blythe said...

yearbook! bangs! high waisted guess jeans! oh my!

blythe said...

um... did you mean to put that picture up? i don't wanna be rude or anything, but even i'm more photogenic than that. are you on drugs? or is it just side effects from the shirt?

Julie_Gong said...

that is what you call meth face blythe. har har...

Mr. Shain said...

for the record, the pic was take at 4:30 am, on a train in slovakia, during a border inspection entering the czech repub.

stewpid said...

I have that same "outfit" but I don't carry my junk around in it, I use it as a curtain tie-back.

The [Cherry] Ride said...

Keep the photo. It somehow makes me feel better about myself.

(See, this is what happens when you beg me to post 14 comments to your blog each day.)

Will said...

for the record, the pic was take at 4:30 am, on a train in slovakia, during a border inspection entering the czech repub.

Now you're just bragging about places you've been. You could have said: "The picture was taken very late".

Mr. Shain said...

::will:: me too, don't tell.

::blythe:: our yearbook photos deserve their own blog.

::julie:: meth face like a fox. every day i cry when i see you still haven't added me to your blogroll. i'm like your dirty little secret you won't tell anyone. i kinda like it.

::stewpid:: again, another example of how versatile it can be

::[cherry]:: uhm, let's not tell everyone how i'm paying you to comment, m'kay? also, i believe you have 11 left, so get to it.

::will:: hell yeah i am. no one else is going to do it for me. and for the record, a hooker tried to pick me up prague. it was neato. she wore a lot of make up and smelled like my grandfather.

Big Daddy said...

Ha.

I have close to 30 singles on me right now.

My stripping days are long over though.

stewpid said...

"it was neato. she wore a lot of make up and smelled like my grandfather."

Omg I had no idea you'd met my mom! Tell her hi for me.

Mr. Shain said...

::big daddy:: are they REALLY? (no, they aren't)

::stewpid:: she claims to give great head too

crimenotes said...

If I were to list blurbs on the right side, I hope I don't resort to:

What's it like to be rich and have HBO? Douchey?

-Mr. Shain

Annie said...

You have a face?!

5 of 9er said...

Maybe he's a single dollar bill collector, and not a stripper?

Big Daddy said...

I guess for the right price I could break out the g-string.

Jess said...

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack! Male strippers. *cries*

Don't get me wrong -- I love the cock and all. But if I'm going to see strippers, they will be women. Not that I would ever go to a strip club or anything like that.

Mr. Shain said...

::crimenotes:: touche. sometimes the mirror is painful.

::annie:: yes.

::9er:: perhaps... but then why would he be SPENDING the ones if he were trying to collect them? your theory has holes like a...

::big daddy:: wow, definitely need to come out with that one for cringe wednesday on bee-spot.

::jess:: whatever, male strippers totally rock.